Prince Ali

If you're getting a response but only uninvolved answers, try texting 4 days from the first text and leave a space from her answer (IE dont't text back). Then on the second week (maybe third text) follow up with a question and then send a second text after that.

Sarah Cue Club:

[Same night, Wednesday]

(She introduces herself to someone and they call her Tara on accident)
me: Hey Tara :-]

[1 Day, Thursday]

Me: Hey Michigan, nice to meet you last night. Try not to let any kids escape at work or else its back to the farm for ya ;-]
Her: Haha there's no farm where I'm from!

[3 Days, Sunday]

Me: Okay this Indianapolis airport might have been built on a native American burial Ground, there's seriously like 7 people here
Me: It must be nascar today
Her: Haha probably

[7 Days, Thursday]

Me: Turns out I'm only a few miles from Michigan. Maybe I should drive out to the border to say I've officially been ;-]
Me: How was your week off from babysitting
Her: Good I have a friend from Iowa in town so it was spent drinking
Me: Lol I see you skipped straight to the best part of Tempe

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Ariel Random Campus

[Next Day, Friday]
Me: You end up going to bed at a normal time? I heard your roomate likes to have ridiculous parties and do blow at 3 in the morning ;-]
[5 days, Tuesday]
Her: Hey sorry I didn't text back, I was driving then forgot, but are you still out of town?
[7 days, Thursday]
Me: Heyy sorry we keep missing each other. Just passed a tractor on the highway so I think I'm still in Indiana ;-]
Her: Haha nice, well let me know when your back in town. I need to meet people since I don't know anyone
Me: Haha okay. I'll write that on my hand so I don't forget :-p
Her: :)

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Amber Random Campus

[Friday]
Me: Traffic to Tucson Sucks. I need a helicoptor
Her: Haha I thought everyone had one. What are you going to Tucson for again?
Me: friend's band is playing.. showing some support like real friends do

[Saturday]
Her: Woot Woot! Sorry for the Delayed response

[Sunday]
Me: Ears still rigning bleh
Her: Lol huh?
Me: From the concert. Btw still in Tucson. Come down and bring your helicoptor I don't want to drive back :-p
Her: Ah okay. Haha yes, right away from the batman cave
Me: Batman Cave? I think you mean BATCAVE. Psh loser

[Monday]
(She was talking about getting a new car)
Me: Your next car should totally be an old geo metro from the 90s

[Tuesday]
Her: Haha a 10 yr old geo? ..right Btw I just found my phone. I lost it at lunch yesterday. How's your day going?
Me: It's going good I just destroyed an 8th grader at facebook scrabble so my confidence is through the roof ;-]. How's your day going?
Her: Not too exciting I'm still at work
Me: Same here. Do you have class today
Her: Yeah from 6-10, You?
Me: No but I'm definitly working late tonight and I might go to 4 peaks to grab a bite. You should come
Her: How late?
Me: How late am I working? Probably till 10
Her: Hmm maybe, still haven't found a car I want lol
Her: Okay I can meet your there, 10-15 minutes?
Me: Well I have my peice of shit truck this week if you want to see it ;-] (btw that sounds like a terrible pickup line haa)
Me: Let's do 30, are you going straight from campus?
Her: I'm near there yeah. 30 is fine
Me: I'm here

[Date ensues, Random guy eyes the shit out of her, I do the most sensible thing and introduce her to him while I go to the bathroom, she punches me in the arm when I get back]

(During date)
Me: This guy is so weird, I had the most random conversation with him
Me: This guy won't stop talkin to me bleh You mightve been right bout him lol

[Friday]
Me: Okay this international student in my lab just walked in with the most obnoxious twilight shirt ever. Not sure if twilight is hip in China or what

[Wednesday]
Me: Just passed a tractor on the highway, I'm definitily in Indiana lol
Me: How was your camping trip btw, never got a chance to ask

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Brittney (okCupid)

[3 weeks ago]
Me: Heyy
Her: Hey whats up lol
Me: Oh you know just destroyed two 80 year olds at raquetball, my confidence is through the roof ;-]
Her: LOL I dodn't know 80 year olds could play
Me: Yeah they can put up quite a fight if you're not careful lol
[talks about her roomate bruising her, I made a joke about battered roomates rehab center, says she's going back to Cali]

[2 weeks ago]
(Sends picture of random tattoo)
Me, a day later: The tattoo is sweet. You're in beauty school right?
Her: (No response)
[Random texting with no response for a while]

[Monday, June 14]
Me: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH. bdum ch, I'm here all week folks
Her: Lolz I didn't get the joke? Anyways how's your summer going so far?
Me: Hey stranger thought you joined the peace corps or something lol. Summer is good, making lots of progress on work and random projects. Are you still in Cali?
Her: No lolz I've been busy with friends & the beach in cali! :) I'll be back on the 29th lmao
Me: Oh nice bring me back a conch shell if you find one I wanna make some shitty music lol. Yeah I'll be in New York till the 10th so that should be way fun
Me: I'll get you one of those statue of liberty lighters from Jungle 2 Jungle
Her: Okay ill find that for you lolz & id like that lighter lolz it be bad ass! Where could I get one of those tho? Like in hollywood or what?
Me: Mmm if you happen to come across one on the beach thatd be cool. But Typical souvenir shops might havem
Her: Kayy ill get one :)

[Friday June 18]
Me: Okay this international student in my lab just walked in with the most obnoxious twilight shirt ever. Not sure if twilight is hip in China or what
Her: Lolz ew! I fucking cant stand that movie but every chick I know is so in love with it lmao!
Me: Haha I'm heading to Indiana tonight but something tells me I'm gonna see a fuck ton of that shit in the midwest

[Monday June 21]
Her: Wait see a fuck load of whatt in the midwest?!

[Friday Jun 24]
Me: Just passed a tractor on the highway. I'm definitely in Indiana haha

Coming soon, Mugsy and Angelica